Funny Wine Labels from Cerebral Itch

NETHER-REGIONS $2.00 *{Valentines Day}*	SCHEDULES $2.00 *{Valentines Day}*	NOT-FOR-LOVERS $2.00 *{Valentines Day}*	CUSTOMARY $2.00 *{Valentines Day}*

BLAH-BLAH-BLAH $3.95 *{Love & Sex}*	DADDY $3.95 *{Everyday}*	CASSIS $3.95 *{Everyday}*	HEALTH-FOOD $3.95 *{Everyday}*

PEACE-OFFERING $3.95 *{Everyday}*	PRECOCIOUS $3.95 *{Everyday}*	PERFORMANCE-ENHANCING-DRUG $3.95 *{Everyday / Love & Sex}*	DOWNTURN $3.95 *{Everyday / Love & Sex}*

PORN $3.95 *{Birthday}*	LOW-LIGHT $3.95 *{Birthday}*	SHOCKED $3.95 *{Birthday / Gay}*	CRANKY-SOB $3.95 *{Birthday}*

SWIFT-KICK $3.95 *{Birthday}*	WIDOW $3.95 *{Breakup & Divorce}*	THE-JUDGE $3.95 *{Breakup & Divorce}*	YOUR-EX $3.95 *{Breakup & Divorce}*

BOLD $3.95 *{Graduation}*	MESS $3.95 *{Graduation}*	BUPKIS $3.95 *{Graduation}*	PUSSIES $2.00 *{Holiday}*

SCREAMING-KIDS $2.00 *{Holiday}*	BOB $2.00 *{Holiday}*	INTOLERANT-HOMOPHOBE $2.00 *{Holiday}*	HANUKKAH $2.00 *{Holiday}*

THE-SECRET $2.00 *{New Years / Holiday}*