Funny Wine Labels from Cerebral Itch

DADDY $3.95 *{Everyday}*	HEALTH-FOOD $3.95 *{Everyday}*	PEACE-OFFERING $3.95 *{Everyday}*	PRECOCIOUS $3.95 *{Everyday}*

PERFORMANCE-ENHANCING-DRUG $3.95 *{Everyday / Love & Sex}*	BLAH-BLAH-BLAH $3.95 *{Love & Sex / Valentines Day}*	DOWNTURN $3.95 *{Everyday / Love & Sex}*	PORN $3.95 *{Birthday}*

LOW-LIGHT $3.95 *{Birthday}*	CRANKY-SOB $3.95 *{Birthday}*	SWIFT-KICK $3.95 *{Birthday}*	YOUR-EX $3.95 *{Breakup & Divorce}*

BOLD $3.95 *{Graduation}*	MESS $3.95 *{Graduation}*	BUPKIS $3.95 *{Graduation}*	PUSSIES $3.95 *{Holiday}*

SCREAMING-KIDS $3.95 *{Holiday}*	THE-SECRET $3.95 *{New Years / Holiday}*	CUSTOMARY $2.00 *{Valentines Day}*	SCHEDULES $2.00 *{Valentines Day}*

NOT-FOR-LOVERS $2.00 *{Valentines Day}*	NETHER-REGIONS $2.00 *{Valentines Day}*